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Kayla: TELL ME .... A STORY /BORED
Emaily: .............. ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A .......... BANANA
Emaily: its name was ... Jim
Emaily: and one day Jim decided he was really bored with sitting in somebody's fruit bowl and decided to go out on a GREAT ADVENTURE
Emaily: so when the human came by to pick him up he JUMPED AWAY (despite not having any legs) and .. ran .. out the door .. on his imaginary legs
Emaily: INTO THE GREAT BLUE YONDER
Emaily: fortunately for him the human that had bought him happened to be a PIRATE. a pirate .. on vacation. who lived near the docks! so jim ran on out there and was like AWESOME, PIRATE SHIPS.
Emaily: so jim let a little local boy draw a dashing mustache and eyepatch on his peel and now looking suitably dashing, went off to commandeer a ship of his own!
Emaily: SHOULD I KEEP GOING
Kayla: YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES
Emaily: SO WHEN JIM ARRIVED ON ... THE WHITE CLAM ... HE WENT UP TO THE CAPTAIN AND ... poked him in his eye with his stem. and since the captain had been down to one eye already HE WAS NOW BLIND and fell overboard. THUS JIM WAS ABLE TO DECLARE HIMSELF CAPTAIN OF THE WHITE CLAM, and he ruled with the might of the sharpest banana stem in all the seven seas.
Kayla: so tell me
Kayla: does jim
Kayla: get other fruity crewmates
Emaily: OF COURSE HE DOES
Emaily: there's Patsy the Orange with his double eyepatches and toothpick pegleg
Emaily: and Veronica, the most beautiful pineapple any fruit's ever seen, but deadly and dangerous too!
Kayla: WHAT ABOUT ROBERT THE KIWI.
Emaily: HE WAS THERE TOO
Emaily: HE WAS KNOWN FAR AND WIDE FOR HIS INCREDIBLY LUXURIOUS MUSTACHE THAT NO OTHER FRUIT COULD MATCH
Kayla: they can have a dangerous encounter with uh
Kayla: captain morgan
Emaily: lkjsfdhgahsldkfjhaskjdhgiuhdfkjlashdglkja the fruits will be like ARRRRRRRRR THE SHIT WE MAKE TASTES INFINITELY BETTER THAN THAT PISS WATER YOU PRODUCE
Kayla: and he'll be like
Kayla: ARRRRRR PISS WATER
Kayla: ARRRRR
Emaily: OH NO YE DIDN'T
Emaily: and there will be swashbuckling and lots of lemons and limes going to work squirting juice in everyone's eyes
Emaily: Sharp Stem Jim
Emaily: that's Jim's pirate name
Kayla: sharp stem jim will defeat captain morgan in an amazing show of .. swashbucklery
Emaily: and eye stabbing with stems, natch
Emaily: .... BUT THEN!
Kayla: !!!!
Emaily: captain morgan will capture Jim's ONE TRUE LOVE, Bananarina, a beautiful virginal maiden he rescued from a sinking merchant ship!
Emaily: and Captain Morgan will threaten .. TO PEEL HER unless Jim calls his me-- I MEAN FRUIT off!
Kayla: NOT THE PEEL!!!!
Emaily: YES!! THIS WAS JIM'S REACTION!
Kayla: SO WHAT DID JIM DO TO SAVE THE .. BANANA IN DISTRESS
Emaily: BUT HE DARE NOT DISGRACE HIS HONOR BY GIVING IN TO A PRODUCER OF SUCH FIENDISHLY DISGUSTING LIQUID
Emaily: IT'S A TALE THAT BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE OF MANY A FRUIT
Emaily: seeing no other way out, Jim did what only the bravest of fruits could do, and SACRIFICED HIS LIFE - BY PEELING HIMSELF! captain morgan, not suspecing the trap, slipped on poor Jim's discarded peel and pitched right overboard. Bananarina was saved! But at the cost of the life of her beloved Jim, who was subsequently eaten by Captain Morgan's parrot ):
Emaily: THE END
Kayla: ... emaily
Kayla: i love you
Emaily: yes
Emaily: you should
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TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD in 60 SECONDS (close enough)

Boo Radley: YAY SHINY SHARP THINGS!!!!!!!1!!!
Jem: OMFG WHERE DID MY PANTS GO
'Scout': O_O;;;;;;;;
Dill: I OWN EVERY WOMAN ON TEH PLANET!!!
Boo Radley: Why does my name bear a strange resemblance to the name "Bradley"?
Atticus: Thou art all complete nincompoops.
Miss Caroline: YOU ARE A VERY BAD STUDENT. I SHALL WHIP YOU NOW! *flicks student in the shoulder*
Mrs. Dubose: *spasm* hehe morphine... *fit spasm* drugs.. *spasm*

-The End-

And now I am off to bed... for tomorrow Hell #2 begins.
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As per tradition, I present to you...

CRY, THE BELOVED COUNTRY in 60 SECONDS (well, somewhere around there)

S.KUMALO : *emo emo whine*
MRS. KUMALO : Where are all my children?! ;-;
MSIMANGU: Life sucks!
S. KUMALO: *launches into several long D&M speeches*
GERTRUDE: Like, I'm a slut!!!1!!!!1!!
ALAN PATON: What's a quotation mark?
S. KUMALO: Life sucks :(
ABSALOM: I didn't kill anyone! Okay maybe I did....
EVERY MINOR/NAMELESS CHARACTER: Life sucks :(
S. KUMALO: *D&M speech* ... *pedophile moment* ... *D&M speech*
MRS. LITHEBE: I'm a stingy bitch!
WASHINGTON LEFIFI: My name sucks.
JARVIS' SON: Allow me to take a break from this wonderful essay to go get killed.
READER: I don't even WANNA know what they're doing in 'Smutsville'....
ALAN PATON: Isn't it cool that I can write a novel where absolutely NO progress is made on the problem and it's still a bestseller?

ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT in 60 SECONDS (or close enough)

MULLER: Hey KEMMERICH, if you die can I have your Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
KEMMERICH: ...Whatever....
*KEMMERICH dies*
MULLER: Sweet! *takes all of KEMMERICH's crap*
*random military guys gather around*
RANDOM MILITARY GUYS: Hey, c'mon, tell us what you got!
MULLER: I got 5 rare holos! And a premium version of Blue Eyes White Dragon!
RANDOM MILIATARY GUYS: SWEEEEETT!!!!! We gotta trade sometime!
KROPP: Um, guys, we're supposed to be in a war and this is a serious book.
RANDOM MILITARY GUYS and MULLER: Oh, sorry.
KATCZINSKY: *farts*
HIMMELSTOSS: SCRUB THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WITH THIS BLUE SPARKLY TOOTHBRUSH!!
AUTHOR: Butt-helmets, it's the new fad!
HAIE WESTHUS: I am a clone of Jean Havoc! :D
*blamblampowpowboomboomgasgassmashsmashwarwarbangbangboomboom*



TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD in 60 SECONDS will be finished by tomorrow, I promise. ;)
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Mythology

Athena: I'm soo bea-uuuteee-full~~!!!
Zeus: Since I'm like the ruler and all, I'm gonna have kids with every woman I meet! WOOOO!!
Hera: Hey! You're cheating on me! *slapwhackbam* *kills people*
Hercules: O_o;
Ceres: I love corn.

-The End-
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Rebecca

Main Character: My life sucks! And this woman is so totally evil!
Mrs. Van Hopper: *smokes* Bring me my cards and crap!
Maxim: (thinking) oooh, that little girl is hott.
Main character: What's my name again?
Maxim: I'm not allowed to mention it cuz...umm...yeah...
Main character: I see. Tea?
Maxim: Marry me!!!! [Even though I'm 40something and youre like 13!!! HAHAHA]
Main Character: OK!!!! ^_^
(honeymoon)
Maxim: I go psycho whenever you do something that reminds me of Rebecca!
Main Character: In that case...*walks down stairs with Rebecca's dress on*
Maxim: AHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *destroys things*
Main Character: I'm so sorry Maxim I love yooou!
Maxim: Huh?
Main character: I love you!!!!
Maxim: I'm a psycho and I shot my wife cuz she was a pyscho bitch!! WOOHOOOO~!!! *eyes roll*
Main character: I love yoooou~~!!!
(Maxim and M.C. make out)
The End


Great Expectations

Pip: My name is Pip. Isn't that so absolutely queer?
Joe: I'm stoopid...
Mrs. Joe: *slaps everyone*
Mr. Pumblechook: Who the hell came up with my name?!!!
Estella: I'm a bitch!
Mr. Jagger: Pip come with me and you';ll be rich and stuff
Pip: OK!!!!! :D
-The End-

Mor later.
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Well today I was unsuccessful at telling nathan to leave me alone because he wasn't there today!!! If he was he was hiding from me and never came to talk to me (which seems unbelievable considering how much he wanted to talk on saturday). One of my friends said that on the way to school she saw him crying in his driveway..? I don't know if it's true or not but it wounds weird. I seriously doubt that it had anything to do with me but you never know...he picks weird times to not show up for school. And weird ways to show up. Like one day on the way to school I saw him hitchhiking about 5 blocks away from school...>_>;

Hmmm well today I finally got a chance to draw Thorn as a kid and smiling. It was a lot of fun! I'm so used to drawing her frowning and all in black that it was a nice change to draw her little and cute. Haiiro too - although Haiiro was technically not little at the time of the flashback, but nyaaaaa whatever.

A friend from camp showed me how to get all these anime AIM expressions and it makes me sooo happy cuz I got a shia expression (pita ten) <3 <3 Shia is sooooo cute and sweet. She's one of the best characters in pita ten (besides sasha)! Plus I also like her cat, nya-chan <3

On another subject I decided to draw a little...cartoon about my civics class. hehe...

->

Yep. Hehe. This comic is sadly about 99% true. He told us there was going to be a big test on *a* chapter the day before. He also told us that we could use our vocab and our section reviews (course, he changed his mind the day of the test! the moron). No wonder I failed the test, hmm?

Heh.

May. 9th, 2004 05:01 pm
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"Here are the rules -
1. Put your birth month in an entry.
2. Strike out anything that you don't tend to think of yourself.
3. Bold the four that you think best apply to you.
4. Put all twelve months under a livejournal cut." (i dont know how to do this one ^^;;;)


FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. <s>Attractive. Sexy.</s> Temperamental. <s>Quiet, shy and humble. </s>Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but those not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. <s>Loves making friends but rarely shows it.</s> Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. <s>Superstitious and ludicrous.</s><s> Spendthrift.</s> Tries to learn to show emotions.

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Today was OK besides the fact that it was extremely hot....like almost 90 degrees....so here we are out in the blazing hot sun and we're like...gah. So some of my friends and I put down a blanket behind the bleachers where it is nice and shady....warm, but shady. I ran the mile soon after we set up the blanket - got a time of 9:42 which is bad but it's the best time I've ever gotten (ok yes i am slow - shut up XD). and....after that all i did was the high jump even though we were supposed to do 3 track and 2 field events i decided not to (they don't give you a bad grade or anything if you don't - so what the hell)anyway it was nice...about 10 more people came to join us on the blanket and we all had a nicve long discussion about anime and manga and etc. anyway there was this annoying kid that everybody hates (nathan) and he was there too. so i pull out some paper so i can work on thaila's tale and he comes over like "oh my gosh you are sooooooooo good" (no god, he's obsessively christian or something) and he starts going on and on about this stupid story he made up about shrine portals and elemental gods and shit - don't remember much because i wasn't listening, just nodding and saying "uh-huh, interesting" - but then i go buy everyone something cuz i had a lot of money 0 and he starts going on and on about how i am sooo generous and kind and giving (which i am most of the time not) and he's all "i try hard to be a christian but i gues you beat me at it are you a christian cuz you sure act like one i mkean jeez yloure so selfless blah blah blah" and i'm just like "no, i'm catholic" and i try to go on with my discussion about some things i don't understand about thaila's tale and he keeps interuppting saying "ooh can i tell you about this part of my story?" "what's the japanese word for sneaky?" "i like one piece and naruto do you cuz i sure think it's great" and i'm getting really pissed off. Finally someone brings me the godsend of all stress relievers - a hatful of ice and some cups of cold water - i threw a lot of ice at nathan because he was being so annoying - but he just giggles idiotically and runs after me trying to open the back of my shirt so he can put ice down my back. Then i finally throw some water at him and he leaves me alone for awhile - then he starts throwing grass at me. and so he leaves to go buy food (alleluia) and i poured a bit of water on another guy's back. this guy gets so pissed off - he runs after me, shoves me into the fence and pours about 1/2 of a waterbottle all over the back of my shirt. My god. It took be about two hours just to dry off. anyway so here comes nathan again and so i took off to go hang out with a few of my friends who weren't with us on the blanket. And one of my friend's boyfriends looks like he's about to throw up. too much time in the sun i think - plus someone earlier squirted this perfumed lotion all over him. anyway so i go buy a popsicle and go back to the tent and here comes nathan with his paper and these drawings my friend drew for him (probably out of pure pity XD) and he copied it (course it's about 10x worse than the original) and he goes "oooh this looks good i think he looks all evil and posessed dont you think so?" and he just babbles on and on. COurse this whole entire time - i'm too fucking nice to tell him to fuck off - so here her is trailing after me babbling about how in the end the main character's girlfriend dies crying in his arms or something idiotic like that. And I know he's gonna bug me on monday too. he's saying things like "will you please draw out this story for me? i know this guy who has a website and he charges a dollar a year to look at his comic and he makes thousands of dollars a year and please draw this for me?" and i'm just like "sorry - i may not have time" because 1) i have 2 more seemingly long stories planned with my friend after thaila's tale and 2) i want him to GET AWAY FROM ME! There's no way in hell I'll draw whatever it is he's talking about! i don't know how to make him leave me alone without being too mean to him - part of me wants to tell him to fuck off - another part says be nice, put up with it for the next month or so and then it'll be summer - you'll be OK. even most of my friends are totally fed up. one guy friend says today to my friend who's doing the sotyr for Thaila's Tale "i'll give you 100 bucks to kick nathan's ass" and i don't blame him - he's so annoying - he kept stepping on all my food so i couldn;t eat it - i just want him to GO AWAY!

Also today after I came home my family went to a teppanyaki and japanese cuisine restaraunt - i must say the food was delicious -expensive, but delicious - plus we got to watch the chef cook - he did all these awesome tricks...first he flipped around his knife and sptaula, then he set the entire stove on fire (purposely and safely). Then he took an egg and did this trick called the "egg roll" where he spun the egg on the stove and somehow flipped the still spinning egg onto his spatula, flipped it into the air, and it cracked on the stove. The food was real good - my dad even had some japanese beer. i was thinking about some sushi or even some baby calamari but it came with this type of fish eggs that's really gross (flying fish roe) and so I just had teppanyaki anstead of japanese cuisine. i had shrimp and chicken...yummm it was delicious =d

*yawns*

May. 6th, 2004 09:52 pm
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Well hello, all. Who read this anyway. =_=;

Umm let's see here what's been happening? Well my dad took a look at my ugly Civics interim and didn't mind too much, as long as I told him I would work harder. Which I'll try to. It's difficult to pass tests in which you haven't been taught the material for. If you know what I mean. Do you? Do you??

Hmmm let's see what else...well there was some confusion and anger passed around yesterday over a very peculiar story which I may as well tell you all and get it over with -
OK, so go back two years. I'm in 6th grade. Our science class is doing a project where we have to make a sort of "collection" of either leaves, flowers or bugs. So I'm working on my flower collection (there are two big trails that we are supposed to stay on: one leads to a pond the other leads to a field) and i find this spot where i can practically see the other trail from. So I cross through and end up on the other trail. and i'm like "wow a shortcut, that'll be useful" and pass on. so when we have to go back to class I go "hey guys (i was with a few people) i know a shortcut that will get us back to the place where we meet faster (BIG MISTAKE NUMBER 1)" and only one person follows me. (You know who you are XD) so i go through and after a few minutes i'm like "ok this doesn't look familiar" (whooops) and of course we're lost! wandering around the other kid remarks "if we're stuck here then I'm not sharing my water with you!" (he had a small waterbottle with him) and i'm walking around trying not to cry trying to see if i can figure out where we are. finally after awhile we find a road (alleluia!!!! *o*) and end up in this rich people's neighborhood about...oh i don't know maybe half a mile from school ( maybe more, maybe less i don't really know). so of course i have no idea where we are and i go up to this guy's door and ask for directions to back to the school and we end up taking a ride from him back to school (yes, i know, stupid, what if he was a kidnapper, but hey i was scared, wasn't thinking straight). And from then on the teacher made sure to glare at me every day while we were working on our projects ("I wish we could go out in the Nature center too but because SOME KIDS *glares at me* got lost we can't sorry").

Anyway so I got mad because this boy i knew from my old school tells me they're using this story in the yearbook or whatever they're calling it. and so i was like "he doesn't care either? (the person who got lost with me)" and i was told he didn't care, so i got pissed off and yelled at him. turns out that the science teacher was the one who actually suggested it. What a jerk.

And, let's see...that's about it for today! =) Track and Field day's tomorrow so I'll be back tomorrow with how that went!!! =)

>D

Apr. 27th, 2004 09:47 pm
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*stuffs more inspiration into fool's head* DRAW, DAMMIT! ;_____;
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Well, well, welllllL!
*dances*
My Civics teacher FINALLY managed to get off his lazy ass and find a great project for us to do. But where did he get it? Well, he heard a bunch of kids complaining about how he never does any fun projects, and they wanted to do what the Humanities kids were doing, so he investigated, and then subtly COPIED the exact project for us to do. Boy, he's original, isn't he? *snorts*
Also, while I'm on the subject of school, I actually got an A on my polynomials test! I'm really happy about that :)
On the other hand, I think being away from oekaki for a month has somehow improved me - I'm really proud of my coloring of fOol's lines (he even said something nice to me :P). *posts picture here*


:D Anyway, see you next time!

Wheeeeee.

Mar. 9th, 2004 04:37 pm
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Yay. O_O




I have about 4 people I need to collab with soon.
*counts*
1) Yaoi-Bear. (I'm begging right now. xD)
2) Pallid.
3) Michy.
4) desert_secrets.

Yay. O_O;




Anyway. Trying to think of an idea for a really nice picture to do for my website layout. I was thinking some sort of angel with a cross necklace...or maybe a robot with a t-shirt that says "1337 I8 7H3 14NGU4G3 0F G33|<8" : ) But yeah...

*coughs*


Yep yep. That's all I have to say.

Oh yeah one more thing:

I NEED TO READ KODOCHA 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 and 12!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs*

-mistix ^^;

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