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And the last one...
Aug. 21st, 2005 10:15 pmTO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD in 60 SECONDS (close enough)
Boo Radley: YAY SHINY SHARP THINGS!!!!!!!1!!!
Jem: OMFG WHERE DID MY PANTS GO
'Scout': O_O;;;;;;;;
Dill: I OWN EVERY WOMAN ON TEH PLANET!!!
Boo Radley: Why does my name bear a strange resemblance to the name "Bradley"?
Atticus: Thou art all complete nincompoops.
Miss Caroline: YOU ARE A VERY BAD STUDENT. I SHALL WHIP YOU NOW! *flicks student in the shoulder*
Mrs. Dubose: *spasm* hehe morphine... *fit spasm* drugs.. *spasm*
-The End-
And now I am off to bed... for tomorrow Hell #2 begins.
Boo Radley: YAY SHINY SHARP THINGS!!!!!!!1!!!
Jem: OMFG WHERE DID MY PANTS GO
'Scout': O_O;;;;;;;;
Dill: I OWN EVERY WOMAN ON TEH PLANET!!!
Boo Radley: Why does my name bear a strange resemblance to the name "Bradley"?
Atticus: Thou art all complete nincompoops.
Miss Caroline: YOU ARE A VERY BAD STUDENT. I SHALL WHIP YOU NOW! *flicks student in the shoulder*
Mrs. Dubose: *spasm* hehe morphine... *fit spasm* drugs.. *spasm*
-The End-
And now I am off to bed... for tomorrow Hell #2 begins.
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Aug. 20th, 2005 09:36 pmAs per tradition, I present to you...
CRY, THE BELOVED COUNTRY in 60 SECONDS (well, somewhere around there)
S.KUMALO : *emo emo whine*
MRS. KUMALO : Where are all my children?! ;-;
MSIMANGU: Life sucks!
S. KUMALO: *launches into several long D&M speeches*
GERTRUDE: Like, I'm a slut!!!1!!!!1!!
ALAN PATON: What's a quotation mark?
S. KUMALO: Life sucks :(
ABSALOM: I didn't kill anyone! Okay maybe I did....
EVERY MINOR/NAMELESS CHARACTER: Life sucks :(
S. KUMALO: *D&M speech* ... *pedophile moment* ... *D&M speech*
MRS. LITHEBE: I'm a stingy bitch!
WASHINGTON LEFIFI: My name sucks.
JARVIS' SON: Allow me to take a break from this wonderful essay to go get killed.
READER: I don't even WANNA know what they're doing in 'Smutsville'....
ALAN PATON: Isn't it cool that I can write a novel where absolutely NO progress is made on the problem and it's still a bestseller?
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT in 60 SECONDS (or close enough)
MULLER: Hey KEMMERICH, if you die can I have your Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
KEMMERICH: ...Whatever....
*KEMMERICH dies*
MULLER: Sweet! *takes all of KEMMERICH's crap*
*random military guys gather around*
RANDOM MILITARY GUYS: Hey, c'mon, tell us what you got!
MULLER: I got 5 rare holos! And a premium version of Blue Eyes White Dragon!
RANDOM MILIATARY GUYS: SWEEEEETT!!!!! We gotta trade sometime!
KROPP: Um, guys, we're supposed to be in a war and this is a serious book.
RANDOM MILITARY GUYS and MULLER: Oh, sorry.
KATCZINSKY: *farts*
HIMMELSTOSS: SCRUB THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WITH THIS BLUE SPARKLY TOOTHBRUSH!!
AUTHOR: Butt-helmets, it's the new fad!
HAIE WESTHUS: I am a clone of Jean Havoc! :D
*blamblampowpowboomboomgasgassmashsmashwarwarbangbangboomboom*
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD in 60 SECONDS will be finished by tomorrow, I promise. ;)
CRY, THE BELOVED COUNTRY in 60 SECONDS (well, somewhere around there)
S.KUMALO : *emo emo whine*
MRS. KUMALO : Where are all my children?! ;-;
MSIMANGU: Life sucks!
S. KUMALO: *launches into several long D&M speeches*
GERTRUDE: Like, I'm a slut!!!1!!!!1!!
ALAN PATON: What's a quotation mark?
S. KUMALO: Life sucks :(
ABSALOM: I didn't kill anyone! Okay maybe I did....
EVERY MINOR/NAMELESS CHARACTER: Life sucks :(
S. KUMALO: *D&M speech* ... *pedophile moment* ... *D&M speech*
MRS. LITHEBE: I'm a stingy bitch!
WASHINGTON LEFIFI: My name sucks.
JARVIS' SON: Allow me to take a break from this wonderful essay to go get killed.
READER: I don't even WANNA know what they're doing in 'Smutsville'....
ALAN PATON: Isn't it cool that I can write a novel where absolutely NO progress is made on the problem and it's still a bestseller?
ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT in 60 SECONDS (or close enough)
MULLER: Hey KEMMERICH, if you die can I have your Yu-Gi-Oh cards?
KEMMERICH: ...Whatever....
*KEMMERICH dies*
MULLER: Sweet! *takes all of KEMMERICH's crap*
*random military guys gather around*
RANDOM MILITARY GUYS: Hey, c'mon, tell us what you got!
MULLER: I got 5 rare holos! And a premium version of Blue Eyes White Dragon!
RANDOM MILIATARY GUYS: SWEEEEETT!!!!! We gotta trade sometime!
KROPP: Um, guys, we're supposed to be in a war and this is a serious book.
RANDOM MILITARY GUYS and MULLER: Oh, sorry.
KATCZINSKY: *farts*
HIMMELSTOSS: SCRUB THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WITH THIS BLUE SPARKLY TOOTHBRUSH!!
AUTHOR: Butt-helmets, it's the new fad!
HAIE WESTHUS: I am a clone of Jean Havoc! :D
*blamblampowpowboomboomgasgassmashsmashwarwarbangbangboomboom*
TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD in 60 SECONDS will be finished by tomorrow, I promise. ;)
Athena: I'm soo bea-uuuteee-full~~!!!
Zeus: Since I'm like the ruler and all, I'm gonna have kids with every woman I meet! WOOOO!!
Hera: Hey! You're cheating on me! *slapwhackbam* *kills people*
Hercules: O_o;
Ceres: I love corn.
-The End-
Main Character: My life sucks! And this woman is so totally evil!
Mrs. Van Hopper: *smokes* Bring me my cards and crap!
Maxim: (thinking) oooh, that little girl is hott.
Main character: What's my name again?
Maxim: I'm not allowed to mention it cuz...umm...yeah...
Main character: I see. Tea?
Maxim: Marry me!!!! [Even though I'm 40something and youre like 13!!! HAHAHA]
Main Character: OK!!!! ^_^
(honeymoon)
Maxim: I go psycho whenever you do something that reminds me of Rebecca!
Main Character: In that case...*walks down stairs with Rebecca's dress on*
Maxim: AHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *destroys things*
Main Character: I'm so sorry Maxim I love yooou!
Maxim: Huh?
Main character: I love you!!!!
Maxim: I'm a psycho and I shot my wife cuz she was a pyscho bitch!! WOOHOOOO~!!! *eyes roll*
Main character: I love yoooou~~!!!
(Maxim and M.C. make out)
Pip: My name is Pip. Isn't that so absolutely queer?
Joe: I'm stoopid...
Mrs. Joe: *slaps everyone*
Mr. Pumblechook: Who the hell came up with my name?!!!
Estella: I'm a bitch!
Mr. Jagger: Pip come with me and you';ll be rich and stuff
Pip: OK!!!!! :D
-The End-
Mor later.
