kayla's musebox

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD in 60 SECONDS (close enough)

Boo Radley: YAY SHINY SHARP THINGS!!!!!!!1!!!
Jem: OMFG WHERE DID MY PANTS GO
'Scout': O_O;;;;;;;;
Dill: I OWN EVERY WOMAN ON TEH PLANET!!!
Boo Radley: Why does my name bear a strange resemblance to the name "Bradley"?
Atticus: Thou art all complete nincompoops.
Miss Caroline: YOU ARE A VERY BAD STUDENT. I SHALL WHIP YOU NOW! *flicks student in the shoulder*
Mrs. Dubose: *spasm* hehe morphine... *fit spasm* drugs.. *spasm*

-The End-

And now I am off to bed... for tomorrow Hell #2 begins.

Mythology
Athena: I'm soo bea-uuuteee-full~~!!!
Zeus: Since I'm like the ruler and all, I'm gonna have kids with every woman I meet! WOOOO!!
Hera: Hey! You're cheating on me! *slapwhackbam* *kills people*
Hercules: O_o;
Ceres: I love corn.

-The End-

"Here are the rules -
1. Put your birth month in an entry.
2. Strike out anything that you don't tend to think of yourself.
3. Bold the four that you think best apply to you.
4. Put all twelve months under a livejournal cut." (i dont know how to do this one ^^;;;)

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. <s>Attractive. Sexy.</s> Temperamental. <s>Quiet, shy and humble. </s>Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but those not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. <s>Loves making friends but rarely shows it.</s> Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. <s>Superstitious and ludicrous.</s><s> Spendthrift.</s> Tries to learn to show emotions.

Today was OK besides the fact that it was extremely hot....like almost 90 degrees....so here we are out in the blazing hot sun and we're like...gah. So some of my friends and I put down a blanket behind the bleachers where it is nice and shady....warm, but shady. I ran the mile soon after we set up the blanket - got a time of 9:42 which is bad but it's the best time I've ever gotten (ok yes i am slow - shut up XD). and....after that all i did was the high jump even though we were supposed to do 3 track and 2 field events i decided not to (they don't give you a bad grade or anything if you don't - so what the hell)anyway it was nice...about 10 more people came to join us on the blanket and we all had a nicve long discussion about anime and manga and etc. anyway there was this annoying kid that everybody hates (nathan) and he was there too. so i pull out some paper so i can work on thaila's tale and he comes over like "oh my gosh you are sooooooooo good" (no god, he's obsessively christian or something) and he starts going on and on about this stupid story he made up about shrine portals and elemental gods and shit - don't remember much because i wasn't listening, just nodding and saying "uh-huh, interesting" - but then i go buy everyone something cuz i had a lot of money 0 and he starts going on and on about how i am sooo generous and kind and giving (which i am most of the time not) and he's all "i try hard to be a christian but i gues you beat me at it are you a christian cuz you sure act like one i mkean jeez yloure so selfless blah blah blah" and i'm just like "no, i'm catholic" and i try to go on with my discussion about some things i don't understand about thaila's tale and he keeps interuppting saying "ooh can i tell you about this part of my story?" "what's the japanese word for sneaky?" "i like one piece and naruto do you cuz i sure think it's great" and i'm getting really pissed off. Finally someone brings me the godsend of all stress relievers - a hatful of ice and some cups of cold water - i threw a lot of ice at nathan because he was being so annoying - but he just giggles idiotically and runs after me trying to open the back of my shirt so he can put ice down my back. Then i finally throw some water at him and he leaves me alone for awhile - then he starts throwing grass at me. and so he leaves to go buy food (alleluia) and i poured a bit of water on another guy's back. this guy gets so pissed off - he runs after me, shoves me into the fence and pours about 1/2 of a waterbottle all over the back of my shirt. My god. It took be about two hours just to dry off. anyway so here comes nathan again and so i took off to go hang out with a few of my friends who weren't with us on the blanket. And one of my friend's boyfriends looks like he's about to throw up. too much time in the sun i think - plus someone earlier squirted this perfumed lotion all over him. anyway so i go buy a popsicle and go back to the tent and here comes nathan with his paper and these drawings my friend drew for him (probably out of pure pity XD) and he copied it (course it's about 10x worse than the original) and he goes "oooh this looks good i think he looks all evil and posessed dont you think so?" and he just babbles on and on. COurse this whole entire time - i'm too fucking nice to tell him to fuck off - so here her is trailing after me babbling about how in the end the main character's girlfriend dies crying in his arms or something idiotic like that. And I know he's gonna bug me on monday too. he's saying things like "will you please draw out this story for me? i know this guy who has a website and he charges a dollar a year to look at his comic and he makes thousands of dollars a year and please draw this for me?" and i'm just like "sorry - i may not have time" because 1) i have 2 more seemingly long stories planned with my friend after thaila's tale and 2) i want him to GET AWAY FROM ME! There's no way in hell I'll draw whatever it is he's talking about! i don't know how to make him leave me alone without being too mean to him - part of me wants to tell him to fuck off - another part says be nice, put up with it for the next month or so and then it'll be summer - you'll be OK. even most of my friends are totally fed up. one guy friend says today to my friend who's doing the sotyr for Thaila's Tale "i'll give you 100 bucks to kick nathan's ass" and i don't blame him - he's so annoying - he kept stepping on all my food so i couldn;t eat it - i just want him to GO AWAY!

Also today after I came home my family went to a teppanyaki and japanese cuisine restaraunt - i must say the food was delicious -expensive, but delicious - plus we got to watch the chef cook - he did all these awesome tricks...first he flipped around his knife and sptaula, then he set the entire stove on fire (purposely and safely). Then he took an egg and did this trick called the "egg roll" where he spun the egg on the stove and somehow flipped the still spinning egg onto his spatula, flipped it into the air, and it cracked on the stove. The food was real good - my dad even had some japanese beer. i was thinking about some sushi or even some baby calamari but it came with this type of fish eggs that's really gross (flying fish roe) and so I just had teppanyaki anstead of japanese cuisine. i had shrimp and chicken...yummm it was delicious =d

I was reading about Silv's "bed that never was," when a thought struck me.

I am SO boring.

There's really nothing interesting about me. Nothing special. Nothing new. No...complications to make things worth reading about me. Noooothing.

Nothing ever happens to me that's worth telling about. If there was a book about my life, nobody would read past the first 3 pages.

Why is that? I have no clue. All I know right now is that i'm boring, boring, dull, boring, uninteresting, boring. Boring. Boring. Booooring!

Maybe I just need to think about it more...

And, maybe I need to do something about it. Maybe if Thaila's Tale gets published, my life will be more interesting. Maybe.

 

But maybe not.

 

Well, well, welllllL!
*dances*
My Civics teacher FINALLY managed to get off his lazy ass and find a great project for us to do. But where did he get it? Well, he heard a bunch of kids complaining about how he never does any fun projects, and they wanted to do what the Humanities kids were doing, so he investigated, and then subtly COPIED the exact project for us to do. Boy, he's original, isn't he? *snorts*
Also, while I'm on the subject of school, I actually got an A on my polynomials test! I'm really happy about that :)
On the other hand, I think being away from oekaki for a month has somehow improved me - I'm really proud of my coloring of fOol's lines (he even said something nice to me :P). *posts picture here*


:D Anyway, see you next time!