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crepusculo) wrote2011-03-13 01:10 pm
crepusculo) wrote2011-03-13 01:10 pm
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101 Things My Brother Hates
I'll be f-locking this in a few days but for now, enjoy the public glory of the list of things my little 14-year-old brother hates that he posted on Facebook.
Things I Hate;
1. colors brighter than red, it hurts my eyes
2.when im putting on jeans and my big toe gets caught in the smallest hole in the knee and destroys the entire leg
3. country music, its just awful
4. dinosaurs less than 1 foot tall, your not real dinosaurs, grow a few feet, and then well talk.
5. satalite internet, i know you can be faster
6. extensive amounts of stickers on anything, i get it you, like to acceserise, but youve taken this whole thing way too far.
7.people that repeat the first few words of whatever i just said, no matter what i said, i know what i said, you dont have to tell me
8. tony hawk, your like 50,do some different tricks, or just retire
9. when people repeat everything i say its not accomplishing anything do something better with your life
10. kids younger than 6, they're really obnoxious
11. people that say "you were that young too once so you cant say they're annoying" yes i can, because they are.
12. when teachers go into a furious rage toward someone because they look a little tired in class, kids dont wake up at 6 in the morning with a alot of energy im not 70 like you i dont naturally wake up that early
13.conspirasy theorys, dont you have ANYTHING better to do?
14. misleading titles of shows on the history channel, when a show is called the secrets of the warrior king of hidden egypt, i expect not to want to fall asleep while im watching it
15. alec baldwin, you arent funny or cool or a good actor, go away
16. episodes of spongebob after 2004, why cant you be good? why do you suck? why?
17. being in a really good mood at school, and then realizing that its only tuesday
18. being short, its not as cool as you think
19. glasses, stop falling off when a tilt my head at more than a 10 degree angle
20. long sleeve shirts, i absolutely hate long sleeve shirts
21. star wars episodes 1,2, why do you suck? why cant you be good?
22. hats, i dont like things being on my head, i can block the sun myself
23.having a short attention span, i have lost focus 5 times while making this list already
24.crayon boxes with only 96 crayons inside, would it have killed you to make it a nice 100?
25. when something is almost perfect and then it turns out it sucks
26. the fact that schools serve pizza every day, pizza should only be served on friday, friday is pizza day, the best day of the week.
27. when things stop working just because they're old, i want a better reason than that
28. the mysterious force that keeps all cool stuff away from me at a daily basis
29. pennys, if youre losing money on making them, than stop making them, its that simple
30. shoelaces, i dont wanna tie my shoes everytime i put them on, i could be doing something else in the time i save.
31. hotel beds, why are you just slightly wet? its really gross
32. plastic seats that are warm, they are really creepy to sit on
33. kroger, its always really cold in kroger
34. when a take a sip of sprite but i thought it was water and it tastes really weird
35. when a resturant says they have coke products, and i ask for a coke and they say " we have pepsi, is that ok?" why did you lie to me?
36. sonic the hedgehog, you are a tool, you suck, get out of my life
37.when i get my fingers get stuck in the car door, it hurts, really bad
38. dora the explorer, why are you so popular? i dont understand, why do people like you? its not entertaining,even when i was 4 i didnt like it
39. when a teacher assumes that my top priority is to make sure that they are happy, its not, and its not my problem
40. first grade, i hate you miss stevenson, i hope you live a long tedious, boring, life stuck in paralysis
41. the five days in between my birthday and christmas, they take forever
42. the fact that school starts at the crack of dawn, i havent gotten enough sleep yet, start later
43. when people say that anger is bad for you, has that ever been proven? i think not
44. skateboards, why do people do that? i dont get the appeal
45. public restrooms, is it required that there is a pool or urine, a thick layer of crap, or that the toilet paper rolls are ovular? it makes it really hard to get more than 1 square, it keeps ripping it off.
46. free ipod touch apps, you need to stop crashing, the entire reason i downloaded it is so i could play it, i dont want to look at a frozen title screen for 2 seconds and then have it crash, fix it now
47. food that tastes aweful, but i cant stop eating it. its gross, and i cant get the taste out of my mouth for like 6 hours
48. when i have school on my birthday, its my birthday, i dont want to be at school
49. when i put on a shirt i havnt worn in a few years that i really like and it doesnt fit, i want to wear it
50. the twenty minutes after a wake up, and before i go to school, im too tired to go to school, i need another 2 hours
51. when i wake up for a regular day of school and then i find out that there is a 2 hour delay, and i cant go to sleep again
52. when im almost asleep on a couch and so i go up to my bed and then i cant fall asleep
53. when snow almost melts but its that gross slushy crap, melt, now
54. being the youngest in my family, no one takes me seriously when im angry.
55. the cancellation of two dollar bills, why? i dont get why they would stop production
56. aquatic vehicles, its not the 1800s, i can take a plane
57. when you are peeling the paper off of a crayon and it only gets the first layer and it leaves the white paper thats impossible to peel away
58. the fact that my cell phones battery only lasts like 3 hours
59. whenever i expect a snow day, it never happens, but if i dont expect it then there is one
60. the atari 5200, it caused the video game crash of '83, thank you nintendo for saving us
61.when im explaining something to someone extremely well and they just say "uhhhhhhh, huh?"
62. i never have pizza rolls anymore, i love pizza rolls........
63. when i did my best at something and the superior figure in that situation says " you should have done your best" i did do my best, thanks for hurting my feeling
64.people that collect something stupid like stamps, why do you want stamps
65.remotes that weigh -2 pounds its too light, it feels like its fake
66. the eifle tower, wht is the purpose of it? what does it do?
67. stone henge, what if turns out someone just made it for fun?
68. deserts, im convinced that they are the worst places ever
69.when people put faces after facebook posts, i think i can tell what emotion your feeling by what you said
70.when i find a "10" dollar bill in my pocket but then when i look at it again its a 1 dollar bill
71. brain freeze, im in a good mood, im eating ice cream, why must you ruin it?
72. tv stations that claim to be commercial-less and then 50% of what im watching is telling me whats on at 8 oclock on the same channel, im pretty sure most t.v.s have a guide function, so you dont need to tell me
73.why is the notification thing on facebook a globe? i dont get it
74. when i drop my ds down the stairs on accident, and nothing happens, but when i shake it in anger the game freezes
75. the fact ive spent so much time on this list
76. the sun "but you cant live without it" i dont care its annoying and it hurts my eyes
78. who decided that full moons are creepy? i think there cool
79. microsoft word, stop doing everything automaticly, ill tell you if i want something done
80. the person who advertises state farm, no the jingle commertials but the person with the stupid face
81. the person who advertises progressive, your annoying, get off my tv
82. the fact that the geico lizard talks, lizards dont talk
83. fingerless gloves, if im wearing gloves i want fingers to be on them, thats the whole point of gloves
84. why does school have to take up half of my childhood? how about one third and it just takes a little longer to graduate?
85. 1900-1950 everything seems so tedious back then, it seems awful
86. when i get really far in a game and the power goes out and i didnt save
87. when i try to do something nice and it ends up making me look like a jerk88. piggy banks, do i need to break it? wouldnt i need money to buy a new one? is that what im saving for?
89. crying babies, they need to stop, its really annoying
90. george w bush, your a bad person
91. sarah palin, go back to kindergarden, you could really use some basic geographical lessons
92. the morning, im too tired to do anything
93. prime numbers, excluding 2 because 2 is cool
94. the number 0, is it positive or negative? and dont say "its neither" because thats a horrible answer
95. when people say "NOT" or "PSYCH" or "JUST KIDDING" its obnoxious
96. being good at something but hate doing it
97. the word quest, it just sound weird
98. traffic, nothing is in the way, just go and this wouldnt happen
99. when a dentist is ripping apart my gums and is like " why are your gums bleeding?" uh, because you stabbing it with a sharp instrument
100. the symbol |, its just an l but fuzzier
101. endings to something really good that really sucks
102. wax sculptures, whats the point? just make a statue
103. the word tepid, its gross
104. the word moist, its also gross
105. the word tutelege, it sounds weird
106. the word meal, it reminds me of a saw, and that reminds me of sawdust
107. when you eat a food that you usually like and for some reason it tastes aweful
108. radios, why dont you work under bridges? i know you can.
109. electronics before 1960, they are all terrible
110. when your having a good sunday, and then you get a really bad headache and stomachache
111. when people try to have a conversation about something they know i dont know about
112. when people say any word twice in a row when i doesnt make sense
113. the name hardys it sounds gross, but at least it matches the quality of the resturaunt
114. when double cheese burgers are just two really thin patties that together are about the same as one regular patty, its not double if its the same amount of patty
115. cameras that say youtube compatible, all cameras are youtube compatible, idiot
116. when you try really hard to remember something but you keep forgetting
117. when im watching tv really late at night and everything seems really loud
118. when tv shows are really quiet and commercials are like 100 times louder
119. when im asleep and the tv starts exploding with noise and it scares the crap out of me
120. when i wake up and eat breakfast and totally wake up, and then i realize its 3 in the morning
121. when i wake up on my own on monday thinking its sunday and get hit with a sudden indescribable sadness
122. when i get really comfy in my bed at night, and then i realize i have to do a whole bunch of stuff before i go to bed
123. anything of a reptilian species, i dont want you as a pet, your gross and creepy
124. hampsters, all you do is eat and poop, if i want to look at a hampster ill look online
125. cats, all YOU do is scratch and bite and puke, you dont do anything usefull
126. dirt roads, it would be really nice if it was just paved
127. when im looking for something for like 50 minutes and i realize it was in my hand the whole time
128. when something is slightly angled and it wont stay straight, it just keeps sliding into a slight angle
129. when something is really cool, and then it does something thats stupid, and then you hate it
130. music from 1910-1960, its annoying and its like ALL country, and i hate country
131. when i can see the frames of my glasses and i cant focus off of them all day
132. morning news casters, dont try to be funny, im tired, i dont need you to make me angry
133. talk show, of any kind, i dont like you
134. waiting, not for a few hours, but for a few months, its horrible and it takes forever
135. superheros that wear a very small black mask that covers the area around their eyes, its not hiding anything
136. when people use the abbreviations w/ and s/he its like 2 more letters i think you can handle that
137. when people ask "whens the last time you got a hair cut" or "when are you gonna cut your hair" ill let know if i have a sudden urge to get a hair cut, calm down
138. highways, you dont help if im going 2 miles per hour i could run their faster
139. people that believe in ghosts, and if you have your life set on believing in them, than if they moves through walls, it cant hurt you, its that simple
140. people that always yell, no matter what the situation
141. people that cry at everything, i know your not THAT emotional
142. the fact that AVATAR was so popular, yeah, it did look pretty cool, but that and a generic plot isnt worth $1,000,000,000
143. running out of good ideas
144. being good at something, but everyone else hates it when you do it
145. when i try to do something cool and i did a really bad job and then i regret doing it
146. when you have to apologize for something you didnt do
147. when a channel cancels your favorite show
148. the fact that earth only has 1 moon, i want the most moons in the solar system as a sign of superiority
149. in science fiction movies where there are more than one sun per planet, did they even think about it before they decided to have that happen? its impossible
150. people that call an ipod touch an itouch, thats not what its called, thats not its name, call it by its name
151. 2012, not just the fact that people are stupid enough to think the world will explode because someone like 4000 years ago said so, but the movie sucked too.
152. powdered drink mix, why can you not mix in well? its disgusting to find a clump of "chocolate" powder in the middle of my milk
153. things made of very cheap plastic, if you want people to buy your product, at least try to put some effort into it
154. video game cases that have holes of plastic cut out of them to save it, if you make a press to cut it out, your not making enough money out of it to matter
155. when someone suddenly gets really angry for no reason
156. Directv your commercials are stupid, and your signal goes away almost every time it rains
157. people that make up words, then think that there hilarious and jump at every opportunity to use it whenever they can
158. when i suddenly get a headache for no reason
159. when im in perfect health during the whole school week and then i wake up on saturday and it feels like my head slammed into train
160. people who you dont know who try to have a conversation with you about something youve never heard of
161. the fact that directv and dish commercials look exactly the same with the two tvs in a room with white walls and a wood floor talking about how the other one sucks
162. board games, you take too long to set up for 3 minutes of entertainment and 57 minutes of awkward boredom.
163. any dollar store, why cant you sell cool stuff for a dollar instead of "zany" sunglasses and gross pound cake?
164. back to the future 2 and 3 neither of you are good, 2 is not accurate im pretty sure we wont have hover boards and 12 more jaws movies in the next 4 year, and 3 is just bad, the train exploded in the past and then two minutes later its not! its awful
165. a sequel to a movie that is hundreds of times worse that the original
166. sharks, your creepy and your eyes look like marbles
167. when safari "unexpectedly" closes because it cant take more than a byte of loading at a time
168. orange juice pulp, it ruins the entire drink for me it would be tolerable if it didnt have strands of orange fur in it
169. why cant america use the metric system? its a better measurement system! i dont care if you dont want to learn it, thats not my problem
170. countries that have kings or queens that dont do anything but sit in a castle and be treated well because their great great great great grandfather was important
171. when something looks awesome and you spend all your money on it and then its the worst thing ever
172. people who type things in white, and then think its hilarious, its not get over it
173. the fact that there is a board game for children in which you force a dog to poop and whoever collects the most crap wins
174. professonal bowlers, youll never get anywhere in life
175. people who hold world records for things no one would ever do ever
176. people who call me kid when im older than them, or anyone who calls me kid in the first place
177. when i eating something really chewy and it cakes itself in between my teeth and its impossible to get out
178. when you watch a movie in a theatre and a part happens when you regret being there
179. outback steak house, i dont want to pay 20 dollars for a steak i could have goten for 2 dollars at walmart
180. life cereal, you are the worst cereal ever
181. bran food, you taste like tree branches and it never tastes good with anything
182. anything with soy, especially milk, at that point its just white water, and its awful
183. annoying commercials that air every ten seconds on every channel
184. anyone who wont play a video game because you cant shoot a police officers head off and the bathe in there blood
185. people who breath heavily through there teeth when theyre angry, you look rediculous and i cant take you seriously
186. any movie with tim allen, you arent funny
187. profesional athletes, why do you make 10 times as much money as i do for playing a game for 3 hours a week?
188. cell phones in the 80s, the arent portable at all
189. delays of anything, even if its something bad, i want to get it over with, or i want it to happen now
190. the first two little pigs, for mooching off of the only responsible one
191. really cheap electronics that weigh 1 ounce and break in two minutes
192. people who protest on anything, they'll think about that the same amount as "a strongly worded letter"
193. any rhythm game past 2007 that genre is dead, get over it
194. people who think mood rings actually work, they dont
195. bugs, you are all terrible and you dont do anything
196. honey, its gross and bitter
197. flowers, your no different than weeds
198. diamonds, "ooooooh look! its so shiny i could just spend hundreds of thousands on it!"
199. falling asleep on my arms and then my hands fell poofy and swolen
200. bean bags you leak and it feels like im sitting on the floor
201. when you accidentally put tape on a wall and when you pull it off it also pulls off the paint, what if i dont have that paint any more? i would have to repaint that entire wall! its horrible!
202. anything baige, especialy computers, thats pretty much just a sign that it doesnt work
203. people obsessed with cars, all they do is move, is that really that cool?
204. people that purposly angle their pants, its really hard to walk when the top of your pants is at your hip and your knee isnt it?
205. channels that make, like, 50 aweful sitcoms every year, but commercials for them are on every channel! i dont want to watch that! thats the exact same show you made last month!
206. when people censor themselves as if they were on tv, thats obviously not neccesary
207. when i arrange everything on a shelf and as i step back to admire my work it collapses and breaks everything
208. gametraders, why do you charge 30 dollars for an NES game i can buy on my wii for $5?
209. the statue of liberty, does it have any more pupose than a picture? if its a symbol itself, it needs not an entire island
210. when stupid people try to use a big word, you cant do it, get over it
211. mail, its useless, just use email, do you know how much tax money that would save?
212. when the TV guide says one show is on and its a different one! why would you lie? what do you gain?
213. the D-pad on an X-box 360 controller, nuff said
214. why cant i pause while im playing mortal kombat 2? thats what the pause button is for! not blocking!
215. when you buy a used game from gamestop, and it comes in those crappy beat up boxes with the advertisment box art, what happened to the original box? why was it separated from the disk?
216. jar jar binks, you helped to ruin 2 movies that could have been good
217. when you use a video game controller at someone elses house, and its sticky!
218. air port security guards "do you want me to lose my job sir?" i dont give a crap, let me go on the plane a spent hundreds of dollars on!
219. the amount of banks in mount pleasant, how about a best buy? we dont need another bank!
220. child actors, they either suck at acting, or end up in prison
221. most employees at gametraders, if you know nothing of video games, you most definatly can not help me, so i would like it if you stopped trying.
222. the fact that georege bush was elected twice. NO! the fact he was elected ONCE!
223. people that publically play their accoustic guitars in a park, i dont wanna hear it
224. people that dance on cardboard in public
225. the fact that there is no one named John Q sample who lives in Anytown USA, that would be cool, i want it to happen
226. hipsters, i know you dont really like those things, do you have to pretend?
227. when people have hundreds of identical pictures of there ugly baby in their house
228. very thin, tall shelfs that have to lean against the wall, but its the only shelf in the basement and i have to put all the video games and DVDs on it and i cant move it or it'll fall over
229. easy mac, your powdery and disgusting
230. any food that tastes like cat crap, you HAD to notice that when you were making it
231. dust, why must you exist? what do you accomplish?
232. rusty metal, i dont want to get a shot just because i touched you.
233. when i drink water when i just wake up and my mouth is dry and it tastes disgusting
234. people who eat brunch, i could go on forever about this one, but i wont
235. why do X-box's overheat so much? its terrible!
236. caricature artists, just because you cant draw people well doesnt mean you need to make a living on drawing them horribly
237. why do i have to pay for x box live? i dont have to pay for internet on my wii
238. my mom doesnt like my gamecube lunchbox..................
239. people who give out toothbrushes and granola bars on halloween. really?
240. why arent games still on cartridges? they dont load, disks do, which is better? also a small flashdrive can hold alot of memory, about the same as a DVD-R so whats the problem?
241. cartoons from the 60's. none of them are good, thier either racist to a point where it could be counted as hateful or they just suck
242. old cameras, if your that innconveniet ill just remember it
243. when dvds have those stupid sleeves on them that look identical to the cover under it
244. the headphones that come with ipods, they always break.
245. ads on youtube, this is where i go to not see commercials
246. in an arcade you see an old arcade machine, but then when you try to play it, its like 50 games in one, thats not the same
247. trucks with wheels as tall as a person, that doesnt make you cool, it makes you a redneck
248. bumper stickers, its ok you have opinions, i just dont care about them.
249 . water bottles that are really hard to drink out of, thats the only thing there made for, do a good job.
250. people who leave up holiday decorations all year, that totally defeats the purpose of said decorations
251. people who wear grills, there gross and they look like dentures and braces had a shiny baby in your mouth
252. drinking water in the morning directly after waking up, my mouth is dry, and it tastes disgusting, i dont need any surprises in the morning
253. stupid people, i cannot stand being near you
254. limos, just because your longer than a normal car, doesnt mean im going to pay 50X more to rent one
255. pringle cans, i cant reach the bottom! if you want me to eat your product, I NEED TO BE ABLE TO REACH IT!
256. when a video game has horrendous conveyance, IF I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HECK IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, YOU JUST CHEATED ME OUT OF $60!
257. when a video game has, like 50+ hours of tutorials, if you have any idea of how to integrate subtle lessons through the game (WHAT?! using the GAMEPLAY to tell me how to play?). if im as big an idiot as game dev's assume i am THERE ARE STILL WAYS TO TEACH A PLAYER THROUGH GAMEPLAY! i mean, there are coherent rules to a game, right? NO! if youve ever played a little game called dr jeckel and mr hyde for NES, you will then after appreciate just about every other game, or every error in control, clashing information, and EVERY OTHER ERROR IN ANY GAME EVER, or said errors in other games will anger you even more for reminding you of the time you mulled through the most confusing, hardest, frustrating, miserable excuse for a video game i have ever seen in all of my life. or the complete opposite, like WHEN I PLAY A GAME AND THE TUTORIALS THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME, i dont care how stupid you are, if your having a good time, playing a game, beat up stuff, jumpin' around, and th-"HEY! YOU HAVE TO JUMP OVER THAT OPEN PIT 'CAUSE IT'LL KILL YOU! " I KNOW THAT, WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK I THINK IT IS?! ITS AN OPEN FREAKING PIT, YOU DONT NEED TO TELL ME SOMETHING SOOOOOOOOO OBVIOUS!
258. when restraunts puts EVERY SINGLE CRYING BABY IN THE WORLD ALL AROUND MY TABLE
259. when people try to refrence something and completely mess it up, all that does is make me angry
260. people who live for no other reason than to gather the attention of EVERYONE WHO THEY HAVE EVER MET and have a heart attack if they receive any less attention their entire life.
261. george lucas after the 80's, all you do is anger me, I DONT NEED ANYMORE EDITS ON THE GOOD MOVIES YOUVE MADE
262. people who feel the need to arrange all of my stuff "i was orginizing it!" no, you were ruining my desk, and now i cant find anything
263. shaq-fu, you are the 2nd worst gaming experience ive ever had the displeasure to have played through, actually i wouldnt consider it a game, more of you watch as your controller doesnt do anything other than the wimpiest, most delayed attacks of all time are completely dodged by the enemy and your killed in 4 seconds, i would sooner call it a movie than a game.
264. wobbly chairs, you frustrate my soul
265. sand, "who wants a VERY UNCOMFORTABLE DAY AT A HOT BEACH, AND THEN HAVE A RASH THE NEXT DAY?!" no one, now replace yourself with a pool, and have no fish feces in it.
265.when people say that aquaman is cool, "but he has the power to summon various aquatic life!" you just contradicted yourself.
266. when people wear hats in any other way than the way that they were intended to be worn, THATS NOT HOW YOU WEAR A HAT, i thought humans could comprehend how to wear something so simple as a hat!
267. ventriloquism, do you really not have anything else better to do than pretend your talking to someone other than yourself?
268. tic tac toe, you can win as long as you go first, thats not fun
269. gamefly commercials, i dont NEED your service, thats kinda what stores are for, "but its renting" then thats what a game rental store is for.
270. people who have butlers, are you THAT lazy?
271. caves, your too dark, thats enough of you being here.
272. very fragile tables, you are useless
273. the shape of personal locks, its like their designed so its easy to cut them off of the door.
274. gamestop, for giving me 2 cents for a game i bought for $50
275. when the stuffing in blankets shifts to the corners, its very uncomfortable, and it makes it very cold at night.
276. when people who know nothing about video games or electronics work at a store that sells only that
277. why do people need to initial games like 50 tmes and then trade it in? it takes about a third of a bottle of rubbing alchohol to get it off! its horrible!
278. why do N64 controllers need, like 50 accesories to work, isnt a memory card, transfer pack, and rumble pack enough? why do i need a memory expansion, sometimes a second controller, isnt that enough?!
279. the intro to donkey kong 64, look it it, at first i thought it was a joke and that it was gonna cut away in a couple seconds, but it was like 4 minutes, and it was aweful!
280. why cant DVD cases be the size of DVDs? they dont have to be twice the size of them, it takes up way to much space on my shelf!
281. Why do some cartridge games not have end labels? when did that idea of simple convenience become obsolete? its nice when i can just visually scan across the shelf and not have to pull out ever game just to see what it is!
282. the space behind my TV, its too small and hard to access, which i need to do quite often concidering i dont have enough inputs to plug in everthing at once.
283. most sports
284. pinyatas, there expencive and not that much fun
285. the middle seat in cars
286. when burgers are so greasy that the bun falls apart when i try to hold it
287.when stores dont know how to price things
288. the amount of sound that disc consoles give off when its powered on
289. why are there so many remakes of movies lately, are they that short on ideas?
290. hardware stores
291. why isnt there a white castle closer to mount pleasant?
292. old clocks
293. floral patterns, i can not think of a worse thing to be on a couch
294. plain milk
295. TV shows before 1970, all of them
296. the controller for the atari 5200
297.when i accidentally stay up until around 4 AM on the weekend and then my sleep schedule is messed up for the whole week after.
298. all the days that arent the weeked
299. fractions, just be decimals
300. when i dont have money
Things I Hate;
1. colors brighter than red, it hurts my eyes
2.when im putting on jeans and my big toe gets caught in the smallest hole in the knee and destroys the entire leg
3. country music, its just awful
4. dinosaurs less than 1 foot tall, your not real dinosaurs, grow a few feet, and then well talk.
5. satalite internet, i know you can be faster
6. extensive amounts of stickers on anything, i get it you, like to acceserise, but youve taken this whole thing way too far.
7.people that repeat the first few words of whatever i just said, no matter what i said, i know what i said, you dont have to tell me
8. tony hawk, your like 50,do some different tricks, or just retire
9. when people repeat everything i say its not accomplishing anything do something better with your life
10. kids younger than 6, they're really obnoxious
11. people that say "you were that young too once so you cant say they're annoying" yes i can, because they are.
12. when teachers go into a furious rage toward someone because they look a little tired in class, kids dont wake up at 6 in the morning with a alot of energy im not 70 like you i dont naturally wake up that early
13.conspirasy theorys, dont you have ANYTHING better to do?
14. misleading titles of shows on the history channel, when a show is called the secrets of the warrior king of hidden egypt, i expect not to want to fall asleep while im watching it
15. alec baldwin, you arent funny or cool or a good actor, go away
16. episodes of spongebob after 2004, why cant you be good? why do you suck? why?
17. being in a really good mood at school, and then realizing that its only tuesday
18. being short, its not as cool as you think
19. glasses, stop falling off when a tilt my head at more than a 10 degree angle
20. long sleeve shirts, i absolutely hate long sleeve shirts
21. star wars episodes 1,2, why do you suck? why cant you be good?
22. hats, i dont like things being on my head, i can block the sun myself
23.having a short attention span, i have lost focus 5 times while making this list already
24.crayon boxes with only 96 crayons inside, would it have killed you to make it a nice 100?
25. when something is almost perfect and then it turns out it sucks
26. the fact that schools serve pizza every day, pizza should only be served on friday, friday is pizza day, the best day of the week.
27. when things stop working just because they're old, i want a better reason than that
28. the mysterious force that keeps all cool stuff away from me at a daily basis
29. pennys, if youre losing money on making them, than stop making them, its that simple
30. shoelaces, i dont wanna tie my shoes everytime i put them on, i could be doing something else in the time i save.
31. hotel beds, why are you just slightly wet? its really gross
32. plastic seats that are warm, they are really creepy to sit on
33. kroger, its always really cold in kroger
34. when a take a sip of sprite but i thought it was water and it tastes really weird
35. when a resturant says they have coke products, and i ask for a coke and they say " we have pepsi, is that ok?" why did you lie to me?
36. sonic the hedgehog, you are a tool, you suck, get out of my life
37.when i get my fingers get stuck in the car door, it hurts, really bad
38. dora the explorer, why are you so popular? i dont understand, why do people like you? its not entertaining,even when i was 4 i didnt like it
39. when a teacher assumes that my top priority is to make sure that they are happy, its not, and its not my problem
40. first grade, i hate you miss stevenson, i hope you live a long tedious, boring, life stuck in paralysis
41. the five days in between my birthday and christmas, they take forever
42. the fact that school starts at the crack of dawn, i havent gotten enough sleep yet, start later
43. when people say that anger is bad for you, has that ever been proven? i think not
44. skateboards, why do people do that? i dont get the appeal
45. public restrooms, is it required that there is a pool or urine, a thick layer of crap, or that the toilet paper rolls are ovular? it makes it really hard to get more than 1 square, it keeps ripping it off.
46. free ipod touch apps, you need to stop crashing, the entire reason i downloaded it is so i could play it, i dont want to look at a frozen title screen for 2 seconds and then have it crash, fix it now
47. food that tastes aweful, but i cant stop eating it. its gross, and i cant get the taste out of my mouth for like 6 hours
48. when i have school on my birthday, its my birthday, i dont want to be at school
49. when i put on a shirt i havnt worn in a few years that i really like and it doesnt fit, i want to wear it
50. the twenty minutes after a wake up, and before i go to school, im too tired to go to school, i need another 2 hours
51. when i wake up for a regular day of school and then i find out that there is a 2 hour delay, and i cant go to sleep again
52. when im almost asleep on a couch and so i go up to my bed and then i cant fall asleep
53. when snow almost melts but its that gross slushy crap, melt, now
54. being the youngest in my family, no one takes me seriously when im angry.
55. the cancellation of two dollar bills, why? i dont get why they would stop production
56. aquatic vehicles, its not the 1800s, i can take a plane
57. when you are peeling the paper off of a crayon and it only gets the first layer and it leaves the white paper thats impossible to peel away
58. the fact that my cell phones battery only lasts like 3 hours
59. whenever i expect a snow day, it never happens, but if i dont expect it then there is one
60. the atari 5200, it caused the video game crash of '83, thank you nintendo for saving us
61.when im explaining something to someone extremely well and they just say "uhhhhhhh, huh?"
62. i never have pizza rolls anymore, i love pizza rolls........
63. when i did my best at something and the superior figure in that situation says " you should have done your best" i did do my best, thanks for hurting my feeling
64.people that collect something stupid like stamps, why do you want stamps
65.remotes that weigh -2 pounds its too light, it feels like its fake
66. the eifle tower, wht is the purpose of it? what does it do?
67. stone henge, what if turns out someone just made it for fun?
68. deserts, im convinced that they are the worst places ever
69.when people put faces after facebook posts, i think i can tell what emotion your feeling by what you said
70.when i find a "10" dollar bill in my pocket but then when i look at it again its a 1 dollar bill
71. brain freeze, im in a good mood, im eating ice cream, why must you ruin it?
72. tv stations that claim to be commercial-less and then 50% of what im watching is telling me whats on at 8 oclock on the same channel, im pretty sure most t.v.s have a guide function, so you dont need to tell me
73.why is the notification thing on facebook a globe? i dont get it
74. when i drop my ds down the stairs on accident, and nothing happens, but when i shake it in anger the game freezes
75. the fact ive spent so much time on this list
76. the sun "but you cant live without it" i dont care its annoying and it hurts my eyes
78. who decided that full moons are creepy? i think there cool
79. microsoft word, stop doing everything automaticly, ill tell you if i want something done
80. the person who advertises state farm, no the jingle commertials but the person with the stupid face
81. the person who advertises progressive, your annoying, get off my tv
82. the fact that the geico lizard talks, lizards dont talk
83. fingerless gloves, if im wearing gloves i want fingers to be on them, thats the whole point of gloves
84. why does school have to take up half of my childhood? how about one third and it just takes a little longer to graduate?
85. 1900-1950 everything seems so tedious back then, it seems awful
86. when i get really far in a game and the power goes out and i didnt save
87. when i try to do something nice and it ends up making me look like a jerk88. piggy banks, do i need to break it? wouldnt i need money to buy a new one? is that what im saving for?
89. crying babies, they need to stop, its really annoying
90. george w bush, your a bad person
91. sarah palin, go back to kindergarden, you could really use some basic geographical lessons
92. the morning, im too tired to do anything
93. prime numbers, excluding 2 because 2 is cool
94. the number 0, is it positive or negative? and dont say "its neither" because thats a horrible answer
95. when people say "NOT" or "PSYCH" or "JUST KIDDING" its obnoxious
96. being good at something but hate doing it
97. the word quest, it just sound weird
98. traffic, nothing is in the way, just go and this wouldnt happen
99. when a dentist is ripping apart my gums and is like " why are your gums bleeding?" uh, because you stabbing it with a sharp instrument
100. the symbol |, its just an l but fuzzier
101. endings to something really good that really sucks
102. wax sculptures, whats the point? just make a statue
103. the word tepid, its gross
104. the word moist, its also gross
105. the word tutelege, it sounds weird
106. the word meal, it reminds me of a saw, and that reminds me of sawdust
107. when you eat a food that you usually like and for some reason it tastes aweful
108. radios, why dont you work under bridges? i know you can.
109. electronics before 1960, they are all terrible
110. when your having a good sunday, and then you get a really bad headache and stomachache
111. when people try to have a conversation about something they know i dont know about
112. when people say any word twice in a row when i doesnt make sense
113. the name hardys it sounds gross, but at least it matches the quality of the resturaunt
114. when double cheese burgers are just two really thin patties that together are about the same as one regular patty, its not double if its the same amount of patty
115. cameras that say youtube compatible, all cameras are youtube compatible, idiot
116. when you try really hard to remember something but you keep forgetting
117. when im watching tv really late at night and everything seems really loud
118. when tv shows are really quiet and commercials are like 100 times louder
119. when im asleep and the tv starts exploding with noise and it scares the crap out of me
120. when i wake up and eat breakfast and totally wake up, and then i realize its 3 in the morning
121. when i wake up on my own on monday thinking its sunday and get hit with a sudden indescribable sadness
122. when i get really comfy in my bed at night, and then i realize i have to do a whole bunch of stuff before i go to bed
123. anything of a reptilian species, i dont want you as a pet, your gross and creepy
124. hampsters, all you do is eat and poop, if i want to look at a hampster ill look online
125. cats, all YOU do is scratch and bite and puke, you dont do anything usefull
126. dirt roads, it would be really nice if it was just paved
127. when im looking for something for like 50 minutes and i realize it was in my hand the whole time
128. when something is slightly angled and it wont stay straight, it just keeps sliding into a slight angle
129. when something is really cool, and then it does something thats stupid, and then you hate it
130. music from 1910-1960, its annoying and its like ALL country, and i hate country
131. when i can see the frames of my glasses and i cant focus off of them all day
132. morning news casters, dont try to be funny, im tired, i dont need you to make me angry
133. talk show, of any kind, i dont like you
134. waiting, not for a few hours, but for a few months, its horrible and it takes forever
135. superheros that wear a very small black mask that covers the area around their eyes, its not hiding anything
136. when people use the abbreviations w/ and s/he its like 2 more letters i think you can handle that
137. when people ask "whens the last time you got a hair cut" or "when are you gonna cut your hair" ill let know if i have a sudden urge to get a hair cut, calm down
138. highways, you dont help if im going 2 miles per hour i could run their faster
139. people that believe in ghosts, and if you have your life set on believing in them, than if they moves through walls, it cant hurt you, its that simple
140. people that always yell, no matter what the situation
141. people that cry at everything, i know your not THAT emotional
142. the fact that AVATAR was so popular, yeah, it did look pretty cool, but that and a generic plot isnt worth $1,000,000,000
143. running out of good ideas
144. being good at something, but everyone else hates it when you do it
145. when i try to do something cool and i did a really bad job and then i regret doing it
146. when you have to apologize for something you didnt do
147. when a channel cancels your favorite show
148. the fact that earth only has 1 moon, i want the most moons in the solar system as a sign of superiority
149. in science fiction movies where there are more than one sun per planet, did they even think about it before they decided to have that happen? its impossible
150. people that call an ipod touch an itouch, thats not what its called, thats not its name, call it by its name
151. 2012, not just the fact that people are stupid enough to think the world will explode because someone like 4000 years ago said so, but the movie sucked too.
152. powdered drink mix, why can you not mix in well? its disgusting to find a clump of "chocolate" powder in the middle of my milk
153. things made of very cheap plastic, if you want people to buy your product, at least try to put some effort into it
154. video game cases that have holes of plastic cut out of them to save it, if you make a press to cut it out, your not making enough money out of it to matter
155. when someone suddenly gets really angry for no reason
156. Directv your commercials are stupid, and your signal goes away almost every time it rains
157. people that make up words, then think that there hilarious and jump at every opportunity to use it whenever they can
158. when i suddenly get a headache for no reason
159. when im in perfect health during the whole school week and then i wake up on saturday and it feels like my head slammed into train
160. people who you dont know who try to have a conversation with you about something youve never heard of
161. the fact that directv and dish commercials look exactly the same with the two tvs in a room with white walls and a wood floor talking about how the other one sucks
162. board games, you take too long to set up for 3 minutes of entertainment and 57 minutes of awkward boredom.
163. any dollar store, why cant you sell cool stuff for a dollar instead of "zany" sunglasses and gross pound cake?
164. back to the future 2 and 3 neither of you are good, 2 is not accurate im pretty sure we wont have hover boards and 12 more jaws movies in the next 4 year, and 3 is just bad, the train exploded in the past and then two minutes later its not! its awful
165. a sequel to a movie that is hundreds of times worse that the original
166. sharks, your creepy and your eyes look like marbles
167. when safari "unexpectedly" closes because it cant take more than a byte of loading at a time
168. orange juice pulp, it ruins the entire drink for me it would be tolerable if it didnt have strands of orange fur in it
169. why cant america use the metric system? its a better measurement system! i dont care if you dont want to learn it, thats not my problem
170. countries that have kings or queens that dont do anything but sit in a castle and be treated well because their great great great great grandfather was important
171. when something looks awesome and you spend all your money on it and then its the worst thing ever
172. people who type things in white, and then think its hilarious, its not get over it
173. the fact that there is a board game for children in which you force a dog to poop and whoever collects the most crap wins
174. professonal bowlers, youll never get anywhere in life
175. people who hold world records for things no one would ever do ever
176. people who call me kid when im older than them, or anyone who calls me kid in the first place
177. when i eating something really chewy and it cakes itself in between my teeth and its impossible to get out
178. when you watch a movie in a theatre and a part happens when you regret being there
179. outback steak house, i dont want to pay 20 dollars for a steak i could have goten for 2 dollars at walmart
180. life cereal, you are the worst cereal ever
181. bran food, you taste like tree branches and it never tastes good with anything
182. anything with soy, especially milk, at that point its just white water, and its awful
183. annoying commercials that air every ten seconds on every channel
184. anyone who wont play a video game because you cant shoot a police officers head off and the bathe in there blood
185. people who breath heavily through there teeth when theyre angry, you look rediculous and i cant take you seriously
186. any movie with tim allen, you arent funny
187. profesional athletes, why do you make 10 times as much money as i do for playing a game for 3 hours a week?
188. cell phones in the 80s, the arent portable at all
189. delays of anything, even if its something bad, i want to get it over with, or i want it to happen now
190. the first two little pigs, for mooching off of the only responsible one
191. really cheap electronics that weigh 1 ounce and break in two minutes
192. people who protest on anything, they'll think about that the same amount as "a strongly worded letter"
193. any rhythm game past 2007 that genre is dead, get over it
194. people who think mood rings actually work, they dont
195. bugs, you are all terrible and you dont do anything
196. honey, its gross and bitter
197. flowers, your no different than weeds
198. diamonds, "ooooooh look! its so shiny i could just spend hundreds of thousands on it!"
199. falling asleep on my arms and then my hands fell poofy and swolen
200. bean bags you leak and it feels like im sitting on the floor
201. when you accidentally put tape on a wall and when you pull it off it also pulls off the paint, what if i dont have that paint any more? i would have to repaint that entire wall! its horrible!
202. anything baige, especialy computers, thats pretty much just a sign that it doesnt work
203. people obsessed with cars, all they do is move, is that really that cool?
204. people that purposly angle their pants, its really hard to walk when the top of your pants is at your hip and your knee isnt it?
205. channels that make, like, 50 aweful sitcoms every year, but commercials for them are on every channel! i dont want to watch that! thats the exact same show you made last month!
206. when people censor themselves as if they were on tv, thats obviously not neccesary
207. when i arrange everything on a shelf and as i step back to admire my work it collapses and breaks everything
208. gametraders, why do you charge 30 dollars for an NES game i can buy on my wii for $5?
209. the statue of liberty, does it have any more pupose than a picture? if its a symbol itself, it needs not an entire island
210. when stupid people try to use a big word, you cant do it, get over it
211. mail, its useless, just use email, do you know how much tax money that would save?
212. when the TV guide says one show is on and its a different one! why would you lie? what do you gain?
213. the D-pad on an X-box 360 controller, nuff said
214. why cant i pause while im playing mortal kombat 2? thats what the pause button is for! not blocking!
215. when you buy a used game from gamestop, and it comes in those crappy beat up boxes with the advertisment box art, what happened to the original box? why was it separated from the disk?
216. jar jar binks, you helped to ruin 2 movies that could have been good
217. when you use a video game controller at someone elses house, and its sticky!
218. air port security guards "do you want me to lose my job sir?" i dont give a crap, let me go on the plane a spent hundreds of dollars on!
219. the amount of banks in mount pleasant, how about a best buy? we dont need another bank!
220. child actors, they either suck at acting, or end up in prison
221. most employees at gametraders, if you know nothing of video games, you most definatly can not help me, so i would like it if you stopped trying.
222. the fact that georege bush was elected twice. NO! the fact he was elected ONCE!
223. people that publically play their accoustic guitars in a park, i dont wanna hear it
224. people that dance on cardboard in public
225. the fact that there is no one named John Q sample who lives in Anytown USA, that would be cool, i want it to happen
226. hipsters, i know you dont really like those things, do you have to pretend?
227. when people have hundreds of identical pictures of there ugly baby in their house
228. very thin, tall shelfs that have to lean against the wall, but its the only shelf in the basement and i have to put all the video games and DVDs on it and i cant move it or it'll fall over
229. easy mac, your powdery and disgusting
230. any food that tastes like cat crap, you HAD to notice that when you were making it
231. dust, why must you exist? what do you accomplish?
232. rusty metal, i dont want to get a shot just because i touched you.
233. when i drink water when i just wake up and my mouth is dry and it tastes disgusting
234. people who eat brunch, i could go on forever about this one, but i wont
235. why do X-box's overheat so much? its terrible!
236. caricature artists, just because you cant draw people well doesnt mean you need to make a living on drawing them horribly
237. why do i have to pay for x box live? i dont have to pay for internet on my wii
238. my mom doesnt like my gamecube lunchbox..................
239. people who give out toothbrushes and granola bars on halloween. really?
240. why arent games still on cartridges? they dont load, disks do, which is better? also a small flashdrive can hold alot of memory, about the same as a DVD-R so whats the problem?
241. cartoons from the 60's. none of them are good, thier either racist to a point where it could be counted as hateful or they just suck
242. old cameras, if your that innconveniet ill just remember it
243. when dvds have those stupid sleeves on them that look identical to the cover under it
244. the headphones that come with ipods, they always break.
245. ads on youtube, this is where i go to not see commercials
246. in an arcade you see an old arcade machine, but then when you try to play it, its like 50 games in one, thats not the same
247. trucks with wheels as tall as a person, that doesnt make you cool, it makes you a redneck
248. bumper stickers, its ok you have opinions, i just dont care about them.
249 . water bottles that are really hard to drink out of, thats the only thing there made for, do a good job.
250. people who leave up holiday decorations all year, that totally defeats the purpose of said decorations
251. people who wear grills, there gross and they look like dentures and braces had a shiny baby in your mouth
252. drinking water in the morning directly after waking up, my mouth is dry, and it tastes disgusting, i dont need any surprises in the morning
253. stupid people, i cannot stand being near you
254. limos, just because your longer than a normal car, doesnt mean im going to pay 50X more to rent one
255. pringle cans, i cant reach the bottom! if you want me to eat your product, I NEED TO BE ABLE TO REACH IT!
256. when a video game has horrendous conveyance, IF I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HECK IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, YOU JUST CHEATED ME OUT OF $60!
257. when a video game has, like 50+ hours of tutorials, if you have any idea of how to integrate subtle lessons through the game (WHAT?! using the GAMEPLAY to tell me how to play?). if im as big an idiot as game dev's assume i am THERE ARE STILL WAYS TO TEACH A PLAYER THROUGH GAMEPLAY! i mean, there are coherent rules to a game, right? NO! if youve ever played a little game called dr jeckel and mr hyde for NES, you will then after appreciate just about every other game, or every error in control, clashing information, and EVERY OTHER ERROR IN ANY GAME EVER, or said errors in other games will anger you even more for reminding you of the time you mulled through the most confusing, hardest, frustrating, miserable excuse for a video game i have ever seen in all of my life. or the complete opposite, like WHEN I PLAY A GAME AND THE TUTORIALS THROUGH THE ENTIRE GAME, i dont care how stupid you are, if your having a good time, playing a game, beat up stuff, jumpin' around, and th-"HEY! YOU HAVE TO JUMP OVER THAT OPEN PIT 'CAUSE IT'LL KILL YOU! " I KNOW THAT, WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK I THINK IT IS?! ITS AN OPEN FREAKING PIT, YOU DONT NEED TO TELL ME SOMETHING SOOOOOOOOO OBVIOUS!
258. when restraunts puts EVERY SINGLE CRYING BABY IN THE WORLD ALL AROUND MY TABLE
259. when people try to refrence something and completely mess it up, all that does is make me angry
260. people who live for no other reason than to gather the attention of EVERYONE WHO THEY HAVE EVER MET and have a heart attack if they receive any less attention their entire life.
261. george lucas after the 80's, all you do is anger me, I DONT NEED ANYMORE EDITS ON THE GOOD MOVIES YOUVE MADE
262. people who feel the need to arrange all of my stuff "i was orginizing it!" no, you were ruining my desk, and now i cant find anything
263. shaq-fu, you are the 2nd worst gaming experience ive ever had the displeasure to have played through, actually i wouldnt consider it a game, more of you watch as your controller doesnt do anything other than the wimpiest, most delayed attacks of all time are completely dodged by the enemy and your killed in 4 seconds, i would sooner call it a movie than a game.
264. wobbly chairs, you frustrate my soul
265. sand, "who wants a VERY UNCOMFORTABLE DAY AT A HOT BEACH, AND THEN HAVE A RASH THE NEXT DAY?!" no one, now replace yourself with a pool, and have no fish feces in it.
265.when people say that aquaman is cool, "but he has the power to summon various aquatic life!" you just contradicted yourself.
266. when people wear hats in any other way than the way that they were intended to be worn, THATS NOT HOW YOU WEAR A HAT, i thought humans could comprehend how to wear something so simple as a hat!
267. ventriloquism, do you really not have anything else better to do than pretend your talking to someone other than yourself?
268. tic tac toe, you can win as long as you go first, thats not fun
269. gamefly commercials, i dont NEED your service, thats kinda what stores are for, "but its renting" then thats what a game rental store is for.
270. people who have butlers, are you THAT lazy?
271. caves, your too dark, thats enough of you being here.
272. very fragile tables, you are useless
273. the shape of personal locks, its like their designed so its easy to cut them off of the door.
274. gamestop, for giving me 2 cents for a game i bought for $50
275. when the stuffing in blankets shifts to the corners, its very uncomfortable, and it makes it very cold at night.
276. when people who know nothing about video games or electronics work at a store that sells only that
277. why do people need to initial games like 50 tmes and then trade it in? it takes about a third of a bottle of rubbing alchohol to get it off! its horrible!
278. why do N64 controllers need, like 50 accesories to work, isnt a memory card, transfer pack, and rumble pack enough? why do i need a memory expansion, sometimes a second controller, isnt that enough?!
279. the intro to donkey kong 64, look it it, at first i thought it was a joke and that it was gonna cut away in a couple seconds, but it was like 4 minutes, and it was aweful!
280. why cant DVD cases be the size of DVDs? they dont have to be twice the size of them, it takes up way to much space on my shelf!
281. Why do some cartridge games not have end labels? when did that idea of simple convenience become obsolete? its nice when i can just visually scan across the shelf and not have to pull out ever game just to see what it is!
282. the space behind my TV, its too small and hard to access, which i need to do quite often concidering i dont have enough inputs to plug in everthing at once.
283. most sports
284. pinyatas, there expencive and not that much fun
285. the middle seat in cars
286. when burgers are so greasy that the bun falls apart when i try to hold it
287.when stores dont know how to price things
288. the amount of sound that disc consoles give off when its powered on
289. why are there so many remakes of movies lately, are they that short on ideas?
290. hardware stores
291. why isnt there a white castle closer to mount pleasant?
292. old clocks
293. floral patterns, i can not think of a worse thing to be on a couch
294. plain milk
295. TV shows before 1970, all of them
296. the controller for the atari 5200
297.when i accidentally stay up until around 4 AM on the weekend and then my sleep schedule is messed up for the whole week after.
298. all the days that arent the weeked
299. fractions, just be decimals
300. when i dont have money